Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.

One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.