Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.

It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.

A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.