I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.
Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.
A new wound makes all the old ones ache again.
We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.
A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.
God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!