Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.

Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing.

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too.

It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.