The fault we admit to is seldom the fault we have, but it has a certain relationship to it, a somewhat similar shape, like that of a sleeve to an arm.

Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways.

An artist usually has no friends except other artists, and usually they do not like his work.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.

The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.