At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic.

What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.

At night, neurotics may toil not, but oh how they spin!

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.