There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.

There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.

God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.

Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?