Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.
Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.
If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.
Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.
One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.