A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else.

When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.