A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.

We always prefer war on our own terms to peace on someone else's.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

Nobody ever loved anybody like everybody wants to be loved.