Character is what emerges from all the little things you were too busy to do yesterday, but did anyway.
When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
Many of us are equal to life's emergencies who cannot bear its day-after-dayness.
Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.