Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.

We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.

Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.

When we discuss those we love with those who do not love them, the end of love is near.

No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.