My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.