Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.
The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.
Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.
Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.