The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.

Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.