The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago.

Boredom is often the cause of promiscuity, and always its result.

Humiliation is a vast country of imprecise boundaries. If you think you're there, you are. The neurotic rule: when in doubt, go ahead and feel humiliated.

When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.