The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.

When the pressures really mount, the neurotic must choose: Shall he have a good cry, or set fire to his neighbor's house?

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.