The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

Courage doesn't know what's around the corner, but goes around it anyway.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.