I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.
Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.