A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic expects those around him to feel friendly and relaxed; after all, he does.

My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.

Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.