A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.

We have to call it "freedom": who'd want to die for "a lesser tyranny"

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.

A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.

It's impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your principles, all at the same time.