A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

You can't truthfully explain your smallest action without fully revealing your character.

The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.