I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.
Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.
I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.
Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.
Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.