A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

Self-confidence grows on trees, in other people's orchards.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.