In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner.

Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.

We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

Even in the same family, one child will always instinctively know when to ask for things, and another won't.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.