Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.
Don't look for God where He is needed most; if you didn't bring Him there, He isn't there.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.
Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.