Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.
Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.
Men gossip less than women, but mean it.