Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves.
The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else.
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
The neurotic believes that life has meaning, but that his life hasn't.