I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.

The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.

I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine.

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it; it's losing something you already have.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.