Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.
Fields can lie fallow but we can't; we have less time.
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.