We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it.

If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

The young do not need God, and the old cannot find Him.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

Others follow patterns; we alone are unpredictable.

The plague of government is senile delinquency.