Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.
The time to begin most things is ten years ago.
Nobody ever loved anybody like everybody wants to be loved.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.