We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.

We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.