My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable.
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.
Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.