Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

When their children fail to charm others, few parents can stay neutral.

The past is strapped to our backs. We do not have to see it; we can always feel it.

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways.