Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.
Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.
The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.
We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.
Men gossip less than women, but mean it.