I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.
I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.
I just don't give off a great first impression.
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
Our fear leads us to say no all the time.
Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.