I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.

My writing process is very feedback based - I listen to the audience. I try to understand what's connecting, what's not connecting... and then rewrite, and rewrite, and rewrite. Chris Gethard and I have been on the road a lot together. When we get on the bus at night, we talk about the jokes that didn't work and the joke possibilities that could work. I think this is a little different from other writers.