I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.

The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have kind of set the bar for where news is.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

Failure's hard. There's no way around. Bombing on stage never feels great. You feel judged, you feel alone. But then when your performance works, it's transcendent.

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'