Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.

I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

The key is to do what you love.

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

I was a screenwriting major in college, and really wanted to do that after I graduated, but there are no job listings for that, as we all know. I had many classmates that made it in the business, but stand-up comedy was my way in, and my first film 'Sleepwalk with Me' was based on those autobiographical experiences.