Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.

They really cut to the chase in the urologist's examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.

When I was a kid I would write songs, little plays, and poetry in school. If you're an adult and you're a poet, it's all about love and pain, but if you're a kid it's, "Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?"

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

I take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when they were digging the subway.

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.