I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article "Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I'm So Drunk."

My writing process is very feedback based - I listen to the audience. I try to understand what's connecting, what's not connecting... and then rewrite, and rewrite, and rewrite. Chris Gethard and I have been on the road a lot together. When we get on the bus at night, we talk about the jokes that didn't work and the joke possibilities that could work. I think this is a little different from other writers.

I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.