I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

There are so many people who are clever. There are 8000 people at Princeton who are more clever than the three of us at this table. BUT, we have the ability to give something that they don't have...which is us.

In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"

So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I had been meaning to knock it down to negative 1000.

I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But theyre also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset.