I can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it.
Mike BirbigliaIn my twenties, I thought it was getting a sitcom. Then I got a sitcom pilot in my early thirties, and realized I didn't want it. It was a rude awakening. When it wasn't picked up, I was crushed, but then in retrospect I've made two films and produced three one-man shows since then. It's the luckiest thing that happened in my life.
Mike BirbigliaFalling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
Mike Birbiglia