Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

I take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when they were digging the subway.

I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.

I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

I think sometimes you don't understand how to convey an idea, depending on the moment you're living in.