I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But theyre also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

The key is to do what you love.

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs. They come up to you and say "You gotta dance! you gotta dance!" And then I dance, and they're like, "Not like that!"

The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have kind of set the bar for where news is.