I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.

Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

I think the reason why I'm so alluring to networks is because on the surface I'm like a quintessential relatable, boring white guy. A great many sitcoms have been anchored by a boring white guy, so I feel like what they want to mine from me are my more generic qualities.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

Gillian [Jacobs] is brilliant, and it was Lena Dunham that recommended her. I didn't see her in the part, but Lena told me that Gillian can do anything. It turned out to be true.

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying..."