I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.

It had that kind of open-ended fear to it - like that feeling you get when you're driving and you see a cop. And you're not speeding. You don't have drugs. But you're just thinking, I hope he doesn't notice I'm driving.

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.

I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before.

I didn't realize how good I was with technology until I met my parents... my dad told me "You're good; you should be a computer programmer." I said, "You're bad... you should be a caveman."

Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!