I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

I can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it.

I take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when they were digging the subway.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.