What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

It had that kind of open-ended fear to it - like that feeling you get when you're driving and you see a cop. And you're not speeding. You don't have drugs. But you're just thinking, I hope he doesn't notice I'm driving.

I can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it.

To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are able to break through is so small a fraction of the amount of people trying.

I like 'Donnie Darko;' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.

Our fear leads us to say no all the time.

Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.