Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

When I made 'Sleepwalk with Me,' many people asked me if was a novelty thing, a one-off. But this is the goal, I'm just hitting it 12 years after I thought I would.

Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.

I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to power a cell? One. Because mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Not ready for prime time, that one.