What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
I feel like people have more in common than the news reports.
The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have kind of set the bar for where news is.
The list of fun and easily fixed brain diseases is very short.
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.