Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!

You need to know what doesn't work to know what works. It's especially true in improv and stand-up.

Failure's hard. There's no way around. Bombing on stage never feels great. You feel judged, you feel alone. But then when your performance works, it's transcendent.

The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'