The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

I have this habit of asking 'why do you want to do it?' and then interrupting them to say, 'here's why you want to do it.' Because it's in the 'yes...and' spirit [rule of improvisation].

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

All techniques of comedy are valid and interesting to me.

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.