He's just jealous. You know what they say. Empty tin cans make the most noise, and he's an empty tin can. This game is between the Bears and the Eagles, not Ditka and Ryan. We all know who would win that one. Ditka, hands down.

Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle

What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.

You're never a loser until you quit trying.

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching.

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.

I don't pick on anybody who has a number above 30.