He's just jealous. You know what they say. Empty tin cans make the most noise, and he's an empty tin can. This game is between the Bears and the Eagles, not Ditka and Ryan. We all know who would win that one. Ditka, hands down.

Jesus's first temptation was to be relevant: to turn stones into bread. Oh, how often I wished I could do that!

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.

I don't believe in living in the past. Living in the past is for cowards. If you live in the past, you die in the past.

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

Those who live in the past are cowards and losers.