I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.

It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.

Enlightenment is lightening up.

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?