I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.

Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?