My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Dad loved movies and I grew up with British comedy. My ultimate favourite is Peter Sellers.

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.