I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.

Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.

Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.

Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious.