Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious.

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.

While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.