I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.

I can be described as many things, but no description of me is complete without saying 'Englishman.' My parents were from Liverpool and emigrated to Canada before I was born.