I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.

My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour.

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America.