The skills gap is a reflection of what we value. To close the gap, we need to change the way the country feels about work.

I always complain because I'm old now and everything hurts.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Michael Brown and Eric Garner died because they got into a confrontation that could have been easily avoided. That's what made their deaths so tragic.

There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

Im a B-list celebrity trying to give it an honest look. They see me do actual work. ... I try to be the viewer with a microphone.

I wouldn't wish any specific thing for any specific person - it's none of my business. But the idea that a four-year degree is the only path to worthwhile knowledge is insane. It's insane.