Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Short-cuts lead to long delays.

Anything worth doing hurts a little.

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they're the happiest people I know.

Happiness does not come from a job. It comes from knowing what you truly value, and behaving in a way that’s consistent with those beliefs. Many people today resent the suggestion that they’re in charge of the way they feel.Those people are mistaken. That was a big lesson and I learned it several hundred times before it stuck. What you do, who you’re with, and how you feel about the world around you, is completely up to you.

Opportunity usually shows up in overalls and looking like work.

I always complain because I'm old now and everything hurts.