Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The cities and states that have the toughest gun laws have the most murder and mayhem.

It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this space regularly.

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.