Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.
I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.
How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That's so you can tell how your cat is going to like your shoes. The real way to tell how shoes fit is how badly you want them.
Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.
What do women want? Shoes.