Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.

I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.