Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.
Mimi PondYour wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.
Mimi PondIt is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don't expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.
Mimi PondThe most important thing, of course, is that you should look more stunning than you have ever looked in your life. How many excuses do you have to wear a dress bigger than anyone else's, at a party just for you, where everyone has to burst into tears from how gorgeous you look while you prance around in front of them? Remember, your lifelong happiness depends on this one article of clothing. If it doesn't look good, you're not a bride. You're just some idiot in a big white thing - a color unflattering to about 93 percent of the population.
Mimi Pond