Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don't expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.