It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don't expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.