Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.
Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.
The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.
Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.