Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
What do women want? Shoes.
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.
What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.