Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.

You might also see that some of my playlists are simply two songs on repeat fifteen times, like I’m a psycho getting pumped up to murder the president.

That's what she said.

I was kind of unfriendly and suspicious of everyone around me. I didn't talk until I was about 15. It's a kind of famous story at my house.

If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous of.

There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor of being an inspiration to them. But while I’m talking about why I’m so different, white male show runners get to talk about their art.

Future hipsters will love me ironically.