I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.
Mindy KalingTrue love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
Mindy KalingI don't ever remember being able to debate with my parents. Even though I thought of myself as a very bright kid, I couldn't be vocal in that way.
Mindy Kaling