I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four.

People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.

That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

I think I've always wanted to be a role model, and I think ... everyone should try to live their life like they'd like to be a role model. I think it's like the thing keeping me out of jail.

Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.

Colored leather is my favorite. To me, there's nothing more fun than wearing a cobalt blue leather skirt or a fuchsia leather jacket.