I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four.

You might also see that some of my playlists are simply two songs on repeat fifteen times, like I’m a psycho getting pumped up to murder the president.

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would be like, 'Oh my God, the Craigslist Killer has the most boyish smile!

Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because she didn't look sensational - she was that perfect combination of fashionable and slutty - it was because the paparazzi guys were shouting these insanely rude and intrusive questions at her. Like, asking her who she was sleeping with and stuff. I was kind of interested in the answer, so I was glad they asked, but it was still gross.

I just have my characters say my controversial opinions and then hide behind them.