That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody liked to be around a miserable person, and two, everything that I thought was so profound, everyone had already dealt with.

"Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better?" I didn't believe it, because I'm so contrarian and suspicious of everything. And then to find that it's kind of true is nice.

I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.

My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense.